The Good, the Bad, and the Mollie

So the man with the pants down his ankles brings a girl he found who knows where, at the house, saying there are no hot water in her house, can she please take one here.  You have to realize that when asked this, I was busy with a juicy carrot, and said “yeah, whatever…”.  That was two days ago.  Today, he brings in a different girl, same story.  He asked me in the front of her, what can I say, so I muttered “yeah, whatever…”  Later, I see the pretty nice lady who brushes  me and gives me raisins having to again, pick up wet towels and face clothes off the floor, put the little paw mat on the bath side, and reverse the non slip rubber mat and put it upside down on top to dry.  So, enough is enough !  Next time I am asked, I will kick poop right out of my condo right on the human’s floor !  The boy with the pants down his ankles has to walk by there to get to his bedroom and will step on it, hopefully barepaw !

Cute Toy Poodle ?

Today’s strangest Fan Mail

Your Humor page is funny , Mollie(Molly) is cute & he’s going to stop pooping for spite because it’s smelling up his cage & the onLy one suffering is her nose!(LOL)..She told me she’ll just wait till you pick her up ( or the baggy pants kid) to poop in the hand ! ( Ha!…..take that!) This way the cage stays clean!  – Florida Blonde

Yo, Blondie !  “he” and “she” and why not “it” while at it.  As my name clearly says it, so I thought, I am a girl bunny.  Since I am an animal, I kinda like those funky smells.  FYI, I don’t poop in the hand, I poop everywhere, but mostly in my litterbox.  I do not live in a cage (Dog Forbid) but in an inside 3 story bunny “condo” and have an outside large enclosed area with an open fenced in backyard just for Moi.  Voila.  You take that!  Blondinette.  -Mollie

from the mailbag again

Dear Molly,

Sometime you sign your name Mollie, other time it’s Molly.  Which is it?  -Samanta in Miami

 Dear Montana,

What is it to you ?  I am a bunny, (Bhunny ! see my Facebook page ) rabbit, it’s good enough I can write, don’t ask me to spell too !  -Mollie (Molly… bombany, fi fa fofani… Mollie !!!)

from the mailbag

Dear Molly, 

The “Man with his baggy pants down his ankles” you mentioned, should be ashamed of himself!  Not taking you out on such a lovely day.  Bite him when you get a chance !

-Frustrated

Dear Frustrated,

Shame on you instead.  I never said “baggy pants”, were you wearing your progressive glasses with your chin down when you read that ?  Skinny pants a la Jef Holmes he was wearing down his ankles !  BTW…  I don’t bite.  -Molly

Outside the Litterbox

There we go again, the Man with the pants down his ankles, forgot to take me out today !  Just for that, I shall poop next to my food tray (while eating to make it more fun), instead of my litter box !  Maybe I will shove my water dish down to the lower level of my 3 story condo, for good measure !  I’d make a few crank calls too, but they took away my cell after the last time… tsk tsk tsk !!!

Here is one from the Mollie Fan Club Bag:

“Dear Mollie, I love your video podcasts !  Are you married ?”  -Lost in Cancun

Dear Lost in Cancun,

Married ?  I am a Bunny Rabbit.  We don’t really get married.  And I will say what I have to say about this in my next video podcast, so lookout !