The Good, the Bad, and the Mollie

So the man with the pants down his ankles brings a girl he found who knows where, at the house, saying there are no hot water in her house, can she please take one here.  You have to realize that when asked this, I was busy with a juicy carrot, and said “yeah, whatever…”.  That was two days ago.  Today, he brings in a different girl, same story.  He asked me in the front of her, what can I say, so I muttered “yeah, whatever…”  Later, I see the pretty nice lady who brushes  me and gives me raisins having to again, pick up wet towels and face clothes off the floor, put the little paw mat on the bath side, and reverse the non slip rubber mat and put it upside down on top to dry.  So, enough is enough !  Next time I am asked, I will kick poop right out of my condo right on the human’s floor !  The boy with the pants down his ankles has to walk by there to get to his bedroom and will step on it, hopefully barepaw !