Outside the Litterbox

There we go again, the Man with the pants down his ankles, forgot to take me out today !  Just for that, I shall poop next to my food tray (while eating to make it more fun), instead of my litter box !  Maybe I will shove my water dish down to the lower level of my 3 story condo, for good measure !  I’d make a few crank calls too, but they took away my cell after the last time… tsk tsk tsk !!!